Considering I'm not terribly fond of tightly enclosed spaces, and I'm mildly arachnaphobic, and going under my house to exact repairs would require scooting along on my belly in a barely large enough crawl space filled with spiders (including, I'm pretty sure, and entire colony of black widows numbering at least 47,326*), I think it's safe to say that I'm going to need to bite the bullet and hire a friggin' plumber. That, or stop showering. I haven't fully made up my mind yet. But I'm guessing the latter option won't really improve my chances with the ladies. Of course, neither will hiring a plumber, directly. I mean, how many women are turned on by a guy who walks up to them and says "Hey baby, I just paid some guy with a butt-crack to fix my drain"?**
*Estimate based on the fact that I once found one black widow in the shed in my back yard.
**If you happen to know any women who actually are turned on by this, please feel free to pass on their contact info to me.***
***Unless, of course, the contact information includes such words as "Correctional Facility", "State Prison", "trailer #", "rehab center", etc.
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October 13, 2012 05:45 PM PDT
Don't know what is wrong what is rite but i know that every one has there own point of view and same goes to this one,802916,http://nomadechoes.blogdrive.com/archive/306.html
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May 21, 2012 01:23 AM PDT
Ban on women driving should be considered world wide... :-) I would never allow my wife driving my car.. :-),189787,http://nomadechoes.blogdrive.com/archive/306.html
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April 20, 2012 06:50 AM PDT
I'd actually love to review these boxes on my shopping/lifestyle blog. i wonder if they'd send me a sample box to talk about?,957267,http://nomadechoes.blogdrive.com/comments?id=306
September 27, 2005 07:48 AM PDT
TOO FUNNY.....your home repairs sound like mine.
You should be careful in what part of town you say a guy with a butt-crack to fix my drain. That cute chick might be weilding a penis.
And since you didn't add "mental unit" to your list.....lol....just kidding....
I've hope you've bathed
p.s....the damn mouse did lick the pb off.....you taught a class on how to do this to the little vermin didn't you.......So I will try your dog food suggestion tonight.....THANKS...
September 21, 2005 09:13 PM PDT
there's this girl that might actually find either irresistable ...although she's foaming in the mouth. will that do?
hope your shower or whatever get fix soon.
September 21, 2005 07:23 PM PDT
Call the plumber but get a tube of butt spackel just in case.
Love the picture of your Golden.
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September 21, 2005 03:54 PM PDT
I'll keep my eye out for a girl like that. Just for you.
September 21, 2005 01:34 PM PDT
Hey Phil, you are more than welcome to borrow mine, long to go, but body odour prevention has no bounds!
September 21, 2005 10:36 AM PDT
very funny post! good luck with the shower fixing. i vote that you hire a plumber. just don't tell the ladies.
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