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"Only two things are infinite--the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Albert Einstein

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." Theodore Roosevelt

"I'm not as think as you confused I am." Someone, somewhere, at some time

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Friday, January 20, 2006

As if the world didn't have enough friggin' spiders, they're busy finding bunches of new kinds right here in California. And who the hell thought up the bright idea of a spider with jaws bigger than it's own body!?! No offense to God, but sometimes He can be such a dipshit. . . . ()

Monday, October 24, 2005

Several days ago, I walking into my kitchen and was confronted by spiders. Yes, spiders. Plural. Lots of them. Almost 2 dozen, as a matter of fact. Each one was about the same size as the wolf spider who tried to break my hand. Big brown things, all just sitting there staring at me with their . . . ()

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

My shower broke, dammit. Well, not really my shower. Just the drain for the shower/tub. I noticed it was clogged, so tried to unplug it yesterday. Plunger didn't do anything. Liquid Plumber didn't do anything. So, I figured it was probably a really, really bad hair clog. That happens now and . . . ()

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

I hate black widows.  Truly.  Hate 'em.  Yuck.  Ewww.  Hate.

Sunday, March 20, 2005

My first year away at college, I stayed in the dorms.  I had such lovely roommates . . . a thief, a drug addict, and a non-English speaker who insisted on singing Madonna songs while studying until 5 am.  But they have nothing to do with this story. One night as I settled into bed to try . . . ()

Saturday, March 19, 2005

The second negative experience with spiders that popped into my head occurred when I was about 16.  And it was, without doubt, the most physically traumatizing experience with arachnids I've ever had.  Heck, it's the most physically traumatic experience with any non-human life-form I've ha . . . ()

Friday, March 18, 2005

Warning:  The following deals with horrors and darkness most likely best left untold.  It is not for the feint of heart or mere mortal men.  Nightmares, shivers, panic attacks and development of phobias are likely to all those who venture on.  Or not.  I may be a bit ov . . . ()