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Sunday, October 17, 2010
List of five

The other day at work one of my co-workers (a female attorney, btw) suddenly asked me who was on my "list of five." After a brief moment of confusion, she clarified . . . if I were married, this would be my list of five celebrity-type people that, if by some miracle the opportunity presented itself, I could boff without repercussions from the wife.

Now, I haven't really thought about such a list, so it took me a little while to start listing candidates. Of course, the simple fact that such a conversation was initiated in my workplace kinda made me giggle inside, and is one of the reasons I like working with the people I work with. But the part of the conversation had me greatly entertained for quite some time.

Having recently watched Iron Man 2 on DVD, the first listee was, of course, Scarlett Johansson. To which, my co-worker responded "Well, duh. She's on every guy's list. She's the town bicycle . . . everybody wants to rider her."

Monday, July 05, 2010
Boredom movie meme

If I haven’t seen it, the film is in normal type.
If I saw it but would never watch it again, the film is listed in strikethru.
If I saw it and liked it, the film is listed in bold.
If I saw it and loved it, it's also underlined.
If I saw it but have no strong reaction, the film is listed in italic.

And here’s the list:

1. Pulp Fiction (1994)
2. The Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001-03)
3. Titanic (1997)
4. Blue Velvet (1986)
5. Toy Story (1995)
6. Saving Private Ryan (1998)
7. Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
8. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
9. Die Hard (1988)
10. Moulin Rouge (2001)
11. This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
12. The Matrix (1999)
13. GoodFellas (1990)
14. Crumb (1995)
15. Edward Scissorhands (1990)
16. Boogie Nights (1997)
17. Jerry Maguire (1996)
18. Do the Right Thing (1989)
19. Casino Royale (2006)
20. The Lion King (1994)
21. Schindler’s List (1993)
22. Rushmore (1998)
23. Memento (2001)
24. A Room With a View (1986)
25. Shrek (2001)
26. Hoop Dreams (1994)
27. Aliens (1986)
28. Wings of Desire (1987)
29. The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
30. When Harry Met Sally… (1989)
31. Brokeback Mountain (2005)
32. Fight Club (1999)
33. The Breakfast Club (1985)
34. Fargo (1996)
35. The Incredibles (2004)
36. Spider-Man 2 (2004)
37. Pretty Woman (1990)
38. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
39. The Sixth Sense (1999)
40. Speed (1994)
41. Dazed and Confused (1993)
42. Clueless (1995)
43. Gladiator (2000)
44. The Player (1992)
45. Rain Man (1988)
46. Children of Men (2006)
47. Men in Black (1997)
48. Scarface (1983)
49. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
50. The Piano (1993)
51. There Will Be Blood (2007)
52. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad (1988)
53. The Truman Show (1998)
54. Fatal Attraction (1987)
55. Risky Business (1983)
56. The Lives of Others (2006)
57. There’s Something About Mary (1998)
58. Ghostbusters (1984)
59. L.A. Confidential (1997)
60. Scream (1996)
61. Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
62. sex, lies and videotape (1989)
63. Big (1988)
64. No Country For Old Men (2007)
65. Dirty Dancing (1987)
66. Natural Born Killers (1994)
67. Donnie Brasco (1997)
68. Witness (1985)
69. All About My Mother (1999)
70. Broadcast News (1987)
71. Unforgiven (1992)
72. Thelma & Louise (1991)
73. Office Space (1999)
74. Drugstore Cowboy (1989)
75. Out of Africa (1985)
76. The Departed (2006)
77. Sid and Nancy (1986)
78. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
79. Waiting for Guffman (1996)
80. Michael Clayton (2007)
81. Moonstruck (1987)
82. Lost in Translation (2003)
83. Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987)
84. Sideways (2004)
85. The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
86. Y Tu Mama Tambien (2002)
87. Swingers (1996)
88. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
89. Breaking the Waves (1996)
90. Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
91. Back to the Future (1985)
92. Menace II Society (1993)
93. Ed Wood (1994)
94. Full Metal Jacket (1987)
95. In the Mood for Love (2001)
96. Far From Heaven (2002)
97. Glory (1989)
98. The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)
99. The Blair Witch Project (1999)
100. South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)

Sunday, June 13, 2010
Feelin' way too damn good

Y'know, I should have known things would take a turn for the shitter. Actually, I kinda did know, but I think I was in denial. Ironically, it's almost exactly 2 years to the day from my last break up. I'm really thinking that happiness on the romance front is totally not meant to be for me.

Sunday, May 16, 2010
No, I am not dead

Wow, it's been, like, for-ev-er since I last updated this thing. Terribly sorry about that. Not really sure what to say here, but I suddenly got this urge to add a new entry. Maybe I'll start finding the time to keep the blog updated. Of course, don't hold your breath lol.

Okay, so quick update on the last six months or so. I totally rocked my midterms despite abject fear of failing. Last semester I slacked off considerably, however, and while I feel fairly confident I'll receive passing scores in two of my classes, the third one kinda worries me. Summer session just started, so a whole new set of fun has begun. Last week I turned in my two week's notice, as I have secured new employment (hurray for me!). It'll mean a little bit of a pay cut, but the change is needed and the new job will be a fabulous learning opportunity. Had a bit of a scare several weeks back when I blacked out (at least three times) at work. Turned out to be a combination of stress & seeing a co-worker/good friend with a bloody nose (she's fine, btw--just severe allergies). It was more embarrassing than anything else, being wheeled out of the office on a gurney. I have also begun seeing a lovely woman (who, incidentally, got the wonderful news that she passed the California Bar Exam last Friday). It's still early in the relationship, and I hope I'm not jinxing things, but so far it's promising.

So, in a nutshell, things are going fairly well at the moment. Hopefully it lasts.

Sunday, November 01, 2009

I swear I think there's something wrong with me. Why do I continuously develop & hold crushes that I can not act on? The girl is either married, too young, lives to far away, a lesbian, just plain isn't interested in me, we work too close to together, or some combination. Not only do I develop these crushes, but they build, and I beat myself up over it. Maybe it's because, since I know I can't pursue her, I avoid the inevitable rejection. But if I don't have an excuse not to approach her, then I might actually do so and then get my heart broken. I dunno. It's stupid.

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